(Source: niknak79)
Movie Shafer, coffee-shop Shafer, liar Shafer,
(Source: ohmymaryann)
- Me:Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom:It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me:I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom:Oh, god, not again.
- Me:TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom:Every time.
- Me:IN AZKABAN!
